Fractional Reserve Banking
Me: I have one apple.
MMT: Look at this.
ME: That's a mirror.
MMT: Now you and I both have apples.
KEYNESIAN: I have an apple, too.
TREASURY: Do you have a license for that apple?
MMT: Yes.
KEYNESIAN: Yes.
Me: I earned it. It's real.
TREASURY: We need to confiscate your apple.